Interestingly enough, the young lady described in this song seems to be the aggressor. Thankfully, Styx isn’t as disgustingly bad as the Rolling Stones and Spinal Tap were. The infamous age of 17 makes its first appearance here.

Why it’s on the list: “You’re sweet, but you’re just four feet / And you still got your baby teeth / You’re too young, and I’m too well hung” Here’s your typical rock song about being on tour and sleeping with a groupie who got backstage passes. Like the song before, I really tried to avoid it. The Department of Redundancy Department called me earlier and told me about this one. “Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight” – Spinal Tap (1974)

Why it’s on the list: “I can see that you’re 15 years old / No I don’t want your I.D.”ġ9. However, when The Rolling Stones were at their height, this musical enabler of pedophiles was born. Hell, there are songs about him setting the bar for swagger levels. I tried really hard to avoid these overtly statutory songs, but the Rolling Stones had absolutely no shame, so I picked this song to lead off. “Stray Cat Blues” – The Rolling Stones (1968) With that said, I present my Top 20 Cradle-Robbing & Cougar Anthems.ĭisclaimer (why do I keep having to write these?): I do not condone, support, and/or encourage statutory rape. For the most part, I have elected to stay away from awesomely bad obnoxiously horrible and illegal songs (I’m looking at you, KISS, Motley Crue, and ZZ Top). A few of these songs require a bit of reading between the lines and are open for interpretation, but this is my list. From my research, I found that the 70’s and 80’s as decades were repeat offenders. There are some that have blatant disregard when it comes to…carnal interaction with an underage party. Honestly, some of these songs just made me feel gross. As usual, I spent a lot of time researching songs because I love doing these kinds of lists ( Cheater Playlist, Father to Son, Seductive Serenade). It refers to a person who dates, sleeps with, and/or lusts after someone significantly younger. If you don’t know what that term means, allow me to explain. After putting my iPod on shuffle a million times, I have realized that there are tons of songs by and/or about cradle robbers. Seriously, we let a lot of artists and musicians get away with some questionable and downright bad lyrics. Have you ever watched one of those “Awesomely Bad” countdowns on VH1? You know how you get sucked in, and they get to a song that you absolutely loved growing up? Yeah? Then you suddenly realize why it’s “awesomely bad”.

Garth brooks song about older woman